Housekeeping.....You Want Mint For Pillow?

Hello loyal Legend readers, que pasa? Long time no see. As you may or may not have noticed, Erie's Scribe (yeah, I went 3rd person there....Erie's Scribe loves to go 3rd person) has been M.I.A. for a little over a month. Unfortunately my grandmother kicked me out of her basement, and I've been scrambling to resurface. I've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is I've moved to Akron, OH. I am now surrounded by people who love the Tribe, Browns and Cavs. I walk into Arby's, and the guys behind the counter are bitching about the Tribe. I love it. I've got a few things I'm dying to write about. Like how embarrassingly pathetic the Tribe is, and the C.C. Sabathia trade. I'd also like to touch on the media's obsession with LeBron going to New York. Hey you pud-whackers, give us Cavs fans a fricking break here. LeBron is under contract for a couple more years with the Cleveland Cavaliers, so everyone can back the F*** off and let us Cavs fans enjoy him for awhile. More on those subjects coming soon.

The bad news is that Cecilio's Scribe is on a well deserved vacation (CS is our fearless leader and has carried The Legend on his back for all of June), and I'm having some difficulties obtaining internet service (this is a BAD way to start our relationship, Time Warner). I'm writing this from a fricking coffee shop. I don't write about sports at coffee shops, it just ain't right. So, it's my understanding that our output at The LCG will be spotty at best until July 18th. Don't fret, we'll be back to taking care of business very soon. I hope to use my resourcefulness to find a suitable spot to write until my internet is hooked up. Keep it real, friends. See you soon.